Pirate Cat Tee

Set sail for laughs with this funny Pirate Cat T-Shirt, featuring a whimsical pirate kitty with a spyglass and a bold quote about “places I’m not going this year” like Above & Beyond, Back & Forth, and Out of My Way. The design combines playful cat art with dry, sarcastic humor, making it perfect for anyone who loves a good eye-roll joke.

This unisex graphic tee is made from soft, midweight 100% preshrunk cotton (fiber content may vary by color) with a classic crew neck, short sleeves, and a straight, true-to-size fit for everyday comfort. Available colors include Azalea, Carolina Blue, Sport Grey, Light Pink, Ash, and White, so you can choose the shade that best matches your style or your favorite grumpy pirate mood.

Designed by VectorDesignsArizona, the print is bold and easy to read, making it a great conversation starter at work, game night, or casual outings. It’s an especially fun pick for cat lovers, sarcastic friends, and anyone who feels “over it” before the day even starts.

Each shirt is printed to order by the small team at Vector Designs Arizona, with sizes from S to 3XL; for best fit, compare the size chart to a favorite tee. For care, machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the design to keep your pirate kitty looking sharp wear after wear.