Boss Wife Tee

This Boss Wife graphic T-shirt features the hilarious quote “I Do Whatever the Voices in My Wife’s Head Tell Me To Do” in a bold ransom-note style print. It’s made for husbands who know exactly who’s really in charge and aren’t afraid to laugh about it.

Designed by VectorDesignsArizona, this unisex tee is made from midweight 5.3 oz preshrunk cotton with a classic crew neckline, short sleeves, and a relaxed, true-to-size fit. It’s available in multiple colors including maroon, black, navy, red, cardinal, royal, turf green, charcoal, and military green, so you can match your favorite weekend or BBQ vibe. Durable details like double-needle stitching, a taped neck and shoulders, and a tear-away label help keep it comfortable for all-day wear.

This sarcastic husband shirt is perfect for casual weekends, cookouts, date nights, or just surviving married life with a smile. It also makes an easy novelty gift for Father’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or as a just-because laugh for your spouse or buddies. Sizes run from S to 3XL with a classic unisex cut—check the size chart and compare it to a favorite tee for the best fit.

For care, machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the print to keep the design looking crisp. Each shirt is printed to order in the Vector Designs Arizona shop, so your marriage-humor tee arrives ready to wear or wrap as a gift.